“Oh, look who has finally come!” claimed the old woman lying on the bed.

“Mother, it’s so good to see you” said the priest kissing her smooth cheek.

“Is it? Because I’ve been abandoned here for two weeks now, and this hospital lets moribund people stay just for a few days” she complained.
“Oh, mother” he chuckled. “I’ve been so busy lately. You know, the Sunrise Brotherhood’s in quest of eternal happiness for its followers and we’re so close…”
“In quest of?” her right eyebrow rose. “Who do you think you are? Don’t you understand? It’s a fraud! There’s no Big Boss, son!”
“That’s not the point” her son replied. “Every breath you take, every word you say, every smile you fake, He’ll be watching you” recited he by heart.
“That’s a The Police’s song, baby” sighed she, rolling up her eyes.